omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
(via canwemakeout)
kali you are super lame don’t deny it
that hurts.
she types as she weeps loudly counting off all the reasons she’s lame.
don’t worry though. i can teach you how to be super cool
hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
…
hey, I just met you
(via bakeryheiress)
Anonymous Asked:I Did Say I Would Begin With That Didn't I. Begin. Once You're Unconscious I Will Proceed To Cut Off Each Finger And Fill Your Mouth With Them. It Will Be A Fun Surprise. A Surprise I Just Told You About. After That I Will Hang You By Your Feet And Whip Your Face Until It's Unrecognizable. And Then I'll Start The Fun.
oh good so you will start to actually get interesting. i hope you don’t disappoint me.
