I've lost control of my life

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

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dirtandflames:

whimsical-piece-of-shit:

kali you are super lame don’t deny it

that hurts. she types as she weeps loudly counting off all the reasons she’s lame.

don’t worry though. i can teach you how to be super cool

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kali you are super lame don’t deny it

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oh no. 
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whoops

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dirtandflames:

dammit.

see what wasting messages saying hi does
you brought this on yourself

xxchibicupcakesxx:

hey, I just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

hey, I just met you

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Anonymous Asked:I Did Say I Would Begin With That Didn't I. Begin. Once You're Unconscious I Will Proceed To Cut Off Each Finger And Fill Your Mouth With Them. It Will Be A Fun Surprise. A Surprise I Just Told You About. After That I Will Hang You By Your Feet And Whip Your Face Until It's Unrecognizable. And Then I'll Start The Fun.

oh good so you will start to actually get interesting. i hope you don’t disappoint me.